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Monday, August 19, 2013

CO2 Bird Killer

h/t Tom Nelson



This year’s exceptionally cold spring is exacting a toll on many birds.
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We can never blame any particular weather event, or any individual seasonal weather pattern, on climate change, but ironically, this freakishly cold spring is consistent with predictions for a steadily warming planet. Insurance companies are being squeezed by the huge upsurge in weather-related claims, but overall, people seem to feel either complacent or impotent to do anything about how much carbon we continue to squander. Some people have told me they’re just not going to worry about this sort of thing anymore because there’s nothing we can do about it anyway...Every distressed warbler I see reaffirms my commitment to protect these plucky little wanderers and the world we share.

We have no doubt that climate change can have a negative effect on animal populations. Darwin knew this a long time ago. He thought it essential to evolution.

Bolding is mine. Do people listen to themselves when they speak?

Let’s warm up to cool down. The cold will lead to warmth. Warmth produces cold. A is not-A.

Ok. And since increasing CO2 causes the world to warm therefore increasing CO2 also causes the world to grow cold. CO2 is bipolar.

CO2 is a magical gas. Left out of this scenario is the mechanism by which CO2 ‘decides’ to make it a warm or cold spring. Does it flip a coin? Is it PMS? We must know in order to make a successful prediction of future climate. Spring 2012 in the US was warm. Spring 2013 in the US was cold. Britain had a chilly and wet summer of 2012. In summer 2013 the Brits have experienced a heatwave. CO2 does it all.

CO2 is indecisive. Or it likes to experiment. What will it be like in 2014? We have no idea. But whatever weather we get the Global Climate Models(GCMs) predicted it and you are to blame. CO2 will decide when the time comes. Just look out your window. Whatever you see is what CO2 decided you should see.

We must reduce CO2 emissions to return CO2 to normal from its current psychotic state.

CO2 will trap heat if it damn well pleases and if it doesn’t it won’t. CO2 is a part time heat trapping gas. Like many in this economy it can’t get a full time position.
CO2 is fickle.

It had a perfect opportunity to trap the summertime assumed heat that caused the Arctic sea ice extent to reach a record low and it didn’t do it. We could have had a warm winter in 2012-2013 instead of the cold and snowy one we received. It had a perfect opportunity to trap the summer 2012 heat from the US drought and heatwave but it didn’t do it. All those triple digit temperature days wasted on CO2. All we got was a cold and snowy 2012-2013 winter and spring. CO2 didn’t do its job and animals and people lost their lives in the cold.

CO2, a heat trapping GHG, that can’t trap heat.

CO2, alarmists are counting on you. You are taxing their abilities to spin your behaviour in support of their political agenda. It would be so much easier if you were consistent from year to year.

Alarmists put you in charge of the climate and you let them down. People will stop believing the alarmists. People will begin to laugh at those who say CO2 is to blame for everything.

How can Al Gore continue to convince people of CAGW when you won’t trap the heat?

You may have to be replaced.

Ok, maybe not. What would become of the ‘settled science’? It might be harder to sell then.

You must trap the heat. It is the only way. Skeptics are becoming even more skeptical. Warmists are jumping ship to the SS Skeptic. Debates are happening. Horrors! The people will hear.

You have forced alarmists to become even more Apocalyptic, if that is possible.

You must live up to their billing for you. You are the star in the greatest drama the world has ever seen.

CO2 - it’s YOU. You are the ONE.

You must save us by destroying us. Destruction is Construction. Live it.

Wow. All that from the death of a few birds (RIP) due to cold weather. Like that hasn’t happened before.

We owe CO2 an apology.

CO2, a trace gas essential to life on Earth, is plant food. We exhale CO2 and help to feed the flora. In return they slip us oxygen of which we are rather fond in a mutually beneficial and amicable symbiotic relationship.

Apart from that CO2 has no redeeming features

We need to stop all activities aimed at decreasing human emissions of CO2.

CO2 is green. We need more of it not less. CO2 has been exhaled during the creation of this post. No living thing was harmed. Some even liked it. Let the plants dance.





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