The News is SO Much Better

Personally, I prefer the skeptic side of the debate on man made global warming. The news is so much better. Compare and contrast.

Let’s zoom in on the boom in doom and gloom on the alarmist side of the ledger.

‘Will climate change lead to giant, man-eating snakes, tiny horses and shrunken goats?’

‘Warmer temperatures may cause more girl births’ – ‘New study forewarns an unexpected effect of climate change: more girl births than boy births’ - Being male I am not so sure this is a bad thing.

Turn your thermostats down and help save planet, UK elderly told - sacrifice required

California’s Cap-and-Trade to increase gas prices up to a dollar per gallon starting January 2015 - more sacrifice

56 Studies Confirm: Global warming to increase road rage & fights at baseball games! Is WaPo’s Chris Mooney serious?! Is Mooney serious? Includes charts on ‘retaliatory beanballs’ by MLB pitchers! ‘There’s a surprisingly strong link between climate change and violence’

U. of Arizona Professor: Climate change now ‘irreversible’ – Humans must ‘terminate industrial civilization’

Ottawa under attack by gunmen yet in Canberra the ACT Govt sponsors a drama production ‘Kill Climate Deniers’ specifically portraying an armed siege of the Australian Parliament

‘Climate change rivals Ebola at World Health Summit’ – ‘While Ebola can be controlled, the effects of climate change on health are irreversible’

Sociologist Proposes 30-Hour Workweeks In Order To Protect Climate In Austria

Claim: ‘Immediate Risk to National Security Posed by Global Warming’

South Florida Wants to Be the 51st State Because of Climate Change Worries – Fear over sea levels

Shooting Santa to Save the World: Warmist Philippe Squarzoni’s book ‘imagines how virtuous it would be go berserk with an assault rifle in a shopping mall. And yes, he’s not not joking’

Obama admin & EU demand EVEN MORE HYSTERIA over warming in upcoming UN report – ‘Stronger Climate Warning Sought for Key UN Report’

Over in the skeptic camp they are wondering what all the fuss is about. The more warmists go hysterical the better the world gets. Should we thank them? Is it cause and effect? CO2 appears to be a barometer of human wellness. The more there is the better off we are.

It’s Official: Global Warming ‘Pause’ or Standstill extends to over 18 years – ‘Pause’ has ‘endured for a little over half the satellite temperature record’

Don't Worry ===> "Catastrophic" Global Warming In 2 Graphs ===> Be Happy!

Arctic Sea Ice Recovering Strongly – Extent is slightly above 2005’s level

Ocean data shows IPCC exaggerates anthropogenic global warming by factor of ~4.6 times – Published in Nature Geoscience

Prof. Roger Pielke Jr.: ‘Happy Anniversary! 9 years since last FLA hurricane and US Cat 3+*US landfall freq & intensity down 20% since 1900′

Newly-recovered 1969 Arctic satellite data shows ice-free hole 200-300 miles wide – ‘We found holes in ice at North Pole that we didn’t expect to find”  - it has happened before

Warmer planet ‘no risk to people’, says Greenpeace co-founder Patrick Moore

Rebuttal to Florida Sea Level Rise Fears: ‘Sea level is barely rising in S. Florida. What they are observing is subsidence, which has nothing to do with the climate’

Watch: Princeton Physicist Dr. Will Happer: ‘The Myth of Carbon Pollution’ – ‘Carbon pollution’ is a propaganda slogan…It is not science’

Watch Now: Aussie TV features Judith Curry & Monckton on ‘What Happened to Global Warming’

W Hudson Bay polar bear population no longer ‘declining’ – where are the headlines?    

No shrinking goats or giant man eating snakes on the skeptic side. My choice is made. The alarmists are delusional econuts. After all, when have the Harold Campings of the world ever been right?  Quoting the ‘Be Happy’ article above:

“Since the Little Ice Age (LIA), the world has been warming. It will continue to do so. Thus, we are going to keep experiencing warm(er) and warm(est) events - it's a no-brainer due to natural warming rebound. It will only stop happening when the world enters another mini ice age or worse. Those are the stubborn facts, which essentially makes CO2's trivial influence irrelevant.”

Hakuna matata!