We Need to Git Some Dat Tropical CO2

The CAGW alarmists warn us that our CO2 emissions are trapping heat and making the world warmer.

So how dey splain the cold and snow dis winta?

Wasn’t it very hot and dry last summa? Where did all dat heat go? How come CO2 didn’t trap it? How did it escape? Did it hop the jet stream and head south for da winta?

Is it broken? Do we need a repairman? Was it not made by Maytag? Is it senile and forgot how to trap it?

Perhaps we need to git some dat tropical CO2. It seems to trap heat real good all da time.