Whither Greenpeace?

After desecrating the Nazca World Heritage Site in Peru I was wondering where the Greenpeace protesters would show up next.

They will be spread kind of thin this week as there are a bunch of them over at the local beaver dam protesting the release of methane that the dams cause. They are carrying placards that read: Beavers be Dammed! Stop your Clear Cutting! Think of your children! We are all going to die! You know, the usual.

Now they will have to send a contingent to the Arctic(can you think of a better place?) to protest the Arctic burrowing squirrel. Nuts to squirrels! Squirrels release carbon pollution! Think of the children! Did deniers put you up to it? Stop desecrating the permafrost!

Oh....wait.....

And finally, diet clinics will be picketed as originators of more CO2. Apparently when people lose fat it is exhaled as CO2. 

NYT: Greenpeace refuses to name warmists who vandalized area near Nazca Lines

Now The Warming Theorists Are Blaming Global Warming on Too Many Beavers – ‘More beavers build more river dams, leading to more methane, and more global warming’

You're not going nuts: Squirrels are behind global warming        

       

‘When you lose weight, where does the fat go? Most of the mass is breathed out as carbon dioxide, study shows’